Funniest Sandwich Tweets Part 3

A mom on my flight just asked if anyone wants a sandwich. Two people said yes. Neither from the family. I might have been one of them.

— caprice crane (@capricecrane) April 3, 2015

if you take a bite out of your sandwich and potato chips don't fall off well then you're not me.

— The Getaway Girl (@The_GetawayGirl) March 30, 2015

Do you want your sandwich grilled? "Yes please" Ok [to sandwich] WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE BODY

— Nice Hippo (@NicestHippo) April 4, 2015

If god is real I hope I go to sandwich heaven

— Adam Wilson (@theleanover) April 9, 2015

[i plant my face deep in my palm in the break room] you guys know lunch is a ploy by the sandwich industry to get us to eat sandwiches right

— chuuch (@ch000ch) April 9, 2015

Does a sandwich count as a handheld device?

— Tralfaz (@DplightPete) March 26, 2015

There really is no greater honor in life than having a sandwich named after you.

— Rob Rubin (@ForeverHairy) March 14, 2015

If 'deli' isn't short for 'delicious' i give up on the english language

— ballin' ass furlin (@thefurlinator) April 15, 2015