Funniest Hot Dog Tweets Part 2
June 25, 2015
No amount of relish can top these tweets.
If I had a time machine, I would just go to the future to see if they still have hot dogs.— Glove Monkey (@Gelatin_Cyborg) June 13, 2015
Home Depot is going to revoke my dad card if they find out I cooked hot dogs indoors today— Musky Lozenge™ (@LostCatDog) May 25, 2015
Why isn't there a function on my FitBit that measures how many hot dogs I've eaten today?— Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) May 13, 2015
So why do hot dogs come ten in a pack but you can't text me back?— ibid (@ibid78) April 24, 2015
I dropped my hot dog on my riding lawnmower today. It's okay, though. Don't be sad. I have a lot of hot dogs now.— Smoochie (@TySmithdrums) June 8, 2015
I was actually hoping those were hot dogs instead of your legs in that picture.— Rob Rubin (@ForeverHairy) May 15, 2015
You call it baseball season, I call it Finally I can publicly eat 6 hot dogs in one sitting & nobody thinks it's weird season.— Janine Brito (@janinebrito) April 6, 2015
Note: these tweeters are not affiliated with Applegate. We just think they're hilarious!
It smells like hot dogs in my office. On paper that sounds bad but it’s actually quite pleasant.— philippe iujvidin (@philyuck) March 17, 2015
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