Funniest Grilling Tweets
By: Applegate
May 22, 2015
Gonna get up in yo' grill with these tweets
It's all fun and games grilling, until you accidentally light your deck on fire.
— Jackman...Forever (@TheAlexP) May 18, 2014
Get rich grilling chickens or try frying.
— Steve Mieczkowski (@IGotsSmarts) July 28, 2014
I'm just a boy. Standing in front of a grill. Asking when it's alright to put my vegetarian burgers on it.
— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) January 11, 2014
A flock of dads is called a grill.
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) January 11, 2014
how to grill a chicken:
- pick up the chicken
- kick a chair over
- yell "where did you get the eggs?"
— k e e t (@KeetPotato) November 26, 2014
[at Dad focus group]
"Doing yardwork" *dads nod & smile*
"Grilling steaks" *excited murmuring*
"Calling jeans dungarees" *one dad faints*
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 5, 2014
[im working the grill at benihana but i dont know any tricks or how to cook so im just serving dry ramen and doing the got your nose trick]
— Mike F (@animaldrumss) January 15, 2015
The wedding invitation says choose fish, chicken, or vegetarian. Is it cool if I bring my own (small) hibachi grill to make bratwurst?
— Ray (@SirEviscerate) January 17, 2015
My friend Susan was grilling at her house in LA and a drone kept bugging them. They are coming, people. We'll have to eat inside now.
— Beth Wareham (@GiantSweetTart) March 17, 2015
how am i supposed to light a charcoal grill now that print journalism is dead?
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) November 30, 2014
Note: these tweeters are not affiliated with Applegate. We just think they're hilarious!
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